Tuesday, October 2, 2007

An Escalator, A Joy, and A Strategy


Here in Korea, I once watched from the 6th floor office window as a man collapsed on the street and went into convulsions. It was horrible and I felt helpless. Some people from nearby businesses eventually helped him and an ambulance arrived 15 minutes later, but I wondered what I could have done if I'd been down there.

I can call the ambulance (in Korea you dial 119), but I couldn't give the ambulance directions, and I don't even know the Korean word for help. Could I have done anything? Well, I was put to the test...

The other day I was returning home late. I got off the subway and headed toward the escalators to get above ground. Suddenly, a man coming down the escalator fell. He fell and didn't move. In slow motion, I watched as the escalator carried his limp body downward.

Nobody else was doing anything. So a Korean man and I rushed forward. He grabbed the man's arms, I grabbed the man's legs, and we pulled him off before he could get caught in the dangerous spikes at the bottom. The Korean man then carried the unconscious man to a bench. And at that point, I left, there didn't appear to be anything else I could do.

I'm glad the other guy was there, because I don't know what I would have done after that. I hope and pray that the man is okay.




On a happier note. I had my speaking students write questions. Joy asked the question, "If a fortune teller told you that your grades were coming today, what would you do?"

Annie answered, "I would eat some strange food so I would get sick. Then I would tell the teacher 'I feel sick, I must go home.' Then I would get my grades. If they were good, I would give them to my mother. If they were bad, I would tear them up. Then if my mom asked, 'Where are your grades?' I would tell her that because I was sick, my friend got my grades and my friend saw that they were good and was jealous, so she tore them up."

Joy immediately replied, "Annie's strategy will not work to my mom. My mom knows everything."

We all laughed.

Wendy then asked Joy, "What would you do if you were a beggar?"

Joy answered, "I would live on the subway and people would laugh at me. Then I would say, 'Hey, I made you laugh, so give me some money.' And I could be famous and appear on a TV show."

I hope I haven't ruined my students. Maybe they are getting too creative.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Sparkling Sparklers


Everyone loves a good sparkler show. This was at the Han river...







And what's a good sparkler show without a robot dispensing system...

A Story About Stella


Stella Part 1
Stella is one of my favorite students. She reminds me a little of my mom... sweet, gentle, and... secretly (or not so secretly) a bit wild.

I gave Stella's class a special assignment... "Bring in your favorite thing and tell us about it."

Linda showed us a postcard collection documenting her world travels.
Holly showed us her little toy owl, a gift from a friend.
Jessica told us about her soccer ball.
The others shared similar things...

And then there was Stella... with a smile she walked to the front of the class. I thought, "Maybe she has a teddy bear, or a favorite notebook."

Instead, Stella showed us a frightening "scream mask" (a very scary ghost mask). In shock, I asked... "Why?"

With a laugh she replied, "Because I like to put it on, sneak up behind my grandmother, and scare her!"

The class loved it. And so did I.




Stella Part 2
I recently corrected Stella's English diary.
Allow me to paraphrase my favorite entry...

"I am going camping, and I will bring my lipstick. You ask why? Because at 2:30am we are going to sneak into the boys' room and use the lipstick to paint their faces!"

This girl is an excellent seemingly shy student. You'd never guess she was such a prankster. I think it's great.