Completely Complete the Sentence

El recently inspired me to create a questionaire. I gave the questionaire to some of my students. Here are their excellent and entertaining answers (spelling mistakes and misunderstandings included).

I wish:

• I was a king
  
• I'm Bill Gates
  
• I will become a vet
  
• I was President
  
• I am very pretty girl
  
• rocket
  
• I can play violin very well
  
• buy the books
  
• get smell T.V.
  
• my family will live lot
  
• I am pretty, and I'm a popularity girl
  

Everyone has a:

• name
  
• good mind
  
• brain
  
• eyes
  
• money
  
• book
  
• life
  
• face
  
• coat
  
• feeling
  
• special pawer
  

I'm annoyed by:

• my school master
  
• my dog
  
• my mom
  
• my sister
  
• my friend
  
• my homework
  
• my brother
  
• my school six grade (girl)
  
• Choe Ha Young
  

I annoy people by:

• my brother
  
• princess sickness
  
• my strenght
  
• skin
  
• my sister
  
• my brother
  
• friend
  
• hit people
  
• hit and run
  

The silliest thing I've ever done:

• played mom's lipstick
  
• dance for everyone
  
• is making my face and voice
  
• I watch TV
  
• NO
  
• have cold
  
• vocal mimicry
  
• is makeing funny face
  

I start laughing when:

• with my brother
  
• I was a baby
  
• seeing 무한도전 (this TV show translates to "Ultimate Challenge" and is one of my favorite Korean shows - Ryan)
  
• five years age
  
• watch comedy show
  
• my mother kiss me
  
• baby
  
• I am happy
  
• my friend laughing
  
• my friend say joke
  
• watch Rebecca
  

If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I'd eat:

• pizza
  
• bean paste pot stew
  
• fruit
  
• water
  
• ice-cream
  
• Korean kimchi
  
• noddle
  
• pizza and chicken and my mom's cooking
  

I would rather be bald than:

• I will wear a wig
  
• I will by wig
  
• curly hair
  
• I go to hospital
  
• I wear a hat
  
• I'd buy wig
  

If I had tea with the Queen of England, we would talk about:

• queen
  
• england history of soccer
  
• queen's pets
  
• treasure
  
• korea
  
• mac
  
• King
  
• music of classic
  
• korean
  
• how can you do queen
  
• a consitutional monarch
  
• princess
  

When I'm angry I:

• shout
  
• shout or hit or still nothing
  
• kick
  
• my brother annoy me
  
• hit my bed
  
• crazy
  
• fight
  
• am crazy
  
• sleep in my bed
  
• kick ball
  

The best way to eat a cockroach is:

• make juice
  
• good
  
• eat and bomit and give to my dog
  
• ice-cream
  
• fry by oil
  
• boil and eat and eat digester
  
• eat and vomit
  

I escaped from the alien spaceship by:

• my power and knowledge
  
• spacecraft
  
• kill by laser beam
  
• beg
  
• ship
  
• my leg
  
• ride parachute
  
• rocket
  

I always seem to be missing my:

• eraser
  
• cellphone
  
• pencil
  
• handphon
  
• friend
  
• books
  
• watch
  
• comporsure
  

My most treasured possession:

• is my family
  
• my gold ring
  
• music box and diary
  
• food
  
• handphon
  
• is me
  
• is nintendo
  
• my dog
  

A place I'd never want to go:

• in excrement
  
• North Korea
  
• boy's bathroom
  
• hell me
  
• park
  
• America
  
• Jail
  
• is people's body!
  
• desert
  

I love it when:

• It's snowing
  
• I listening my music box music
  
• I young
  
• now
  
• I feel good
  
• I'm sleeping
  

If I was ever in the same room with a dinosaur, I'd:

• catch dinosaur
  
• rest lay dinosaur
  
• play with a dinosaur
  
• pteranadone fly
  
• talk about past
  
• kill dinosaur
  
• see infinity challange together
  
• pursue and trash
  

I tell secrets to:

• my best friend
  
• I'm
  
• my doll
  
• my diary
  
• I'm strong
  
• my friends
  
• nobody
  
• tall
  
• my family